May 2012
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thatonepirate: batgirl102188: lokilordofdickery: acousticmemories: tobeunmade: theroyal-we: theraddy: tyleroakley: Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon. I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man. HOLY SHIT, DUDE BRO, i would by an album from him in a heart beat. Jimmy is basically the GPOY of everyone once Jeremy starts singing… his face is just...
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luckyclive: videohall: Slinky is trying so hard did i really just watch and cheer on a slinky on a treadmill Damn you slinky! Why couldn’t you make it!
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The ATF is making me sad, again.
thunderswarehouse: I have this 20 gauge 870 express, from back when the express models didn’t suck ass.  (Seriously, if you are looking for an 870, you want a Wingmaster, a Police Magnum, or straight Tactical NOT the Express Tactical. If all you can get is an Express, buy a Pardner Pump.) And in order to do anything remotely fun with it, like turn it into a SBS, I would be paying upwards of...
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The most depressing part of Unicorn episode 4 for...
thunderswarehouse: msa-005k: Oh fuck yeah, Guncannon Detector! Two of them! Oh yeah, time to bust some Zeek ass, send those fuckers packing Okay, so you only took out the Base Jabber and Dodais. But hey, that’s doing something. A Desert Zaku, Dwadge, and Dom Tropen? Oh man, you guys are going to get your asses kicked. Wait, what are you doing with thos- OH NO- wait, they’re okay,...
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Thunderstorm Hates me now
the1911potato: ^^^But he doesn’t understand how awesome this is^^^
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Why I and LtClaws are freinds
ltclaws: Also Walmart has brand new buggies.
Me: I know brah! Was there earlier, no one else understood my excitement.
ltclaws: So smooth.
Me: Like gliding across a mirror in silk slippers.
ltclaws: *jizztastic*
Be mine pleasee
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theycallherlovely: Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT.   And sing along. No questions asked.
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Anonymous asked: There I was, Metro, with my shotgun's muzzle pressed to the face of a enemy player. I did what the commercial said, and applied directly to forehead, but he didn't die, which is annoying as shit, because some might say I had him dead to rights...
May 19th
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May 18th
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My dad just emailed me this huge list of puns oh...
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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>Go to batheroom to pee >Giant cockroach in there >It charges me >I kick it >Don’t know why I didn’t just step on it >It stares at me >It wants to do battle >Grab bleach spray bottle and start spraying >It cowers in fear >I lay down the hammer and kill it >Flush it
May 18th
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Daily Highlight #2: Thunderstorm
the1911potato: I’m just going to throw out that I’m in the top 6% for Vehicles Destroyed, ltClaws is in the top 14%. So most of this game was business as usual. One thing that happened during that game wasn’t.  > On Wake Island -3 base > Had been buggy-bombing lots of tanks with LtClaws, had also gotten a couple C4 tank kills solo > Get bored, start throwing C4 onto one of those...
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