The original vid got taken to Youtube copyright hell so Todd…tell me more lies
raise your voice at me and i’ll never be interested in anything you have to say ever again
i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me
why is this formatted like a poem
Because it is one
i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂
I like that Ghost Recon Wildlands gives you all the options to make your characters look super high tech and tactical, then we’re over here like
Staring me as Tom Berenger and @ltclaws as Ivan Ivanovich Ivanovski
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